Questions that Really Need Answers

[Blaire Keeves]

Questions that Really Need Answers

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

13. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

14. Stop singing and read on..

15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

18. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

LIVE WELL..LAUGH OFTEN

[Elena Durant]

Thats hilarious.

Theres someting i need to get off my chest.

Who invented the steering wheel?

[Elena Durant]

My sister said that they are very good jokes Blaire

[Charlene Entreri]

Amedee Bollee sr did,well the first real one ,most were just a stick with a leaver you turned.

[Elena Durant]

Do you Sprekan ze english Charlene?

[Charlene Entreri]

Was just giving you the answer to your question, you did ask who invented the steering wheel did you not?

[chloepowers]

who invented the steering wheel? someone who wanted to drive somewhere else than straight. I don't kno. lol

The answer to number three is, the fridge is cold, but it can't melt with the light, but if there was a light in the freezer, it could melt the ice, or warm up whatever was just below it. IT would take a while yes, but still.

for 11, I've never heard of corn oil, go figure, and vegetable oil is for cooking, mainly vegetables...and it smells bad, baby oil is supposed to be for babies, but people use it to tan. WHo figured that out? go figure...

for 17, no, its just like hitting the button to cross the street, it will come at its own speed, no matter how many times you hit the button.

and for 18, it doesn't stick to the inside of bottle, because its still in liquid form, not solid. If it were to dry, it would stay in there. Plus, there is some on the sides that doesn't come off. Its a wierd product glue is.

[Dyonisius Snaythe]

Another question.

If chicken Ramen noodles tastes like chicken and beef Ramen noodles tastes beef, what do oriental Ramen noodles taste like?

[Elena Durant]

charlenemcgonagall said:

Was just giving you the answer to your question, you did ask who invented the steering wheel did you not?

Oh you were answering my question? Thanks. I thought you were answering something else and it didn't make sense.

[Charlene Entreri]

usally a mix of shrimp and soy sauce flavor or pork and soy sauce,depends on what brand of ramen noodles you buy Dyon.

[vampireboy]

I like beef noodles.

[Elena Durant]

You like every type of food. Even sushi! Yuck. Remeber the time you made me tried it and i started crying coz it was soo bad?